If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?

You've got 37 arrest warrants with your name on them. You just got pulled over for biking naked. In your defense you where running from home after mom walked in on you and your sis. Plus there's all that blood on your peepee. Obviously your sis' first time, but the police officers don't know that. Still, in the time it takes them to call for backup you can probably outwalk the fat ♥♥♥♥♥. Or escape on foot! Either way, it's probably fine.

You’ve got 37 unread messages. You just got pulled over for running naked in public. In your defense, you were "swaffelen" your sister about how hard you are. Plus there’s all that blood on your mushroomtip. Obviously you know it’s time-of-the-month blood, but the police officers walking toward your sickass don’t. Still, in the time it takes them to figure that out, maybe you’ll soften up. Or escape on foot! Either way, it’ll probably be fine.

You’ve got 37 unpaid parking tickets. You just got pulled over for speeding. In your defense, you were texting your sister about how drunk you are. Plus there’s all that blood on your windshield. Obviously you know it’s deer blood, but the police officers walking toward your vehicle don’t. Still, in the time it takes them to figure that out, maybe you’ll sober up. Or escape on foot! Either way, it’ll probably be fine.

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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the January 6th attacks in 2021
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