heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Hey how r u juz i wuld like to hang out hav u evr bene to dubbai bro i bene listeninnn to sum rlly cool gu y i think he iz up ur aley way mayb? hehe hes kinda cool but he is rlly msteruis his name is andrew tatte mb u heard of him yeh i met him on holdiay i bene thinkin bout getin a tatoo anyawy pece catch u rund l8r don be afrayd of the matrix haha

heyyyy maatey ui wanna catckh up and hav some beeeeeeer togethr he he :) we can get krunkt togethr and hav some snagz on the barbey he he pece

hay bro i heared u moved ! did u know that shh mikael wants to met up!! hey shh dont tel our other frends its his nam tho becoz he wil get angery ok pece

How can you understand what anyone says on discord without being able to see us waving our hands about as we speak?

Should I not mess around with your food because your italian sensebilities will be insulted?

Hey Silky I hear that italians all have a bidet in their loo. Do you have a bidet to wash away the poo?