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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 12:16pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 6:07am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:18pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:16pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:11pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:14pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:58am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:50pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:49am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:56am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 12:26pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 11:58am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 9:44am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:36pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:06pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 9:40am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:22pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:58am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 8:24am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:14pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 11:59am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:52pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 9:34am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2014 @ 9:58am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:17pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:52pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 2:11am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 4:46am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:29pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:27pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:00pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:00pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 8:09am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 8:09am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 8:25am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:48am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 8:28am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:44am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:21pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:17am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:26am

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26pm

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:33am

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:33am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:56am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:08pm

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:41pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 8:16am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 8:24am

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 8:24am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:51am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:57pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 4:28pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 4:21pm

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:41pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 2:31am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 8:34am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 2:24am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 2:02pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33pm

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33pm

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 3:33pm



A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.