mushie go after him his hot asf!!!!

YOU! ME! GAS STATION! what are we gettin for dinner!? sushi of corse. UH OH! There was a roofy inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by FISH- HORNY FISH, you know what that means, FISH OORGIE! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We’re gunna fight it, bare handed, bear..NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chucky Cheese, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Over throw the Government!? UHH I THINK SOo, next thing you know im reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a Jet, FLY into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT! (Which I didnt know you could do) then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, UEGH OH looks like The meth is kickin in.. DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-
supportive male, see at least one breast from you
my queen? I do not mean to come on as an
improper male, and if this request disturbs you,
please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve
the utmost respect of any female. However, many
of my gender seem to sexualize women and
view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do
not share these views. Rather, I value the female
spectrum of the human race as the superior, and
I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an
isolated, singular breast from your body. I await
your response my Queen.

+rep positive attitude

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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine ♥♥♥♥ and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?