♂ Alright,
🌋 ✦ you!!
👾📒 ❦ Imitate
🎄🍇📀 ♫ a
🐛🏀🍇🚕 ✿ WOUNDED
📕🥒💃💚🍆 ✰ SEAL
👃👽🐝🎽💄🥞 ✳ pleading
🚘🐠🌳💃📗📒📘 ∞ for
🎄💙🌂🎁👑👾🥒🍖 ☢ a
🏀🚕🌏🚙⚡🏓👔📗😺 ★ PARKING SPACE!!

+rep

THOMAS
Hey, it's gaylord!
YOU
You know what, Thomas?
THOMAS
What?
YOU
Happy birthday!
[MULTIPLE ROUNDS OF GUNSHOTS]
BILL
Dude, I think he's dead!
YOU
NO, HE'S NOT!! (Loads one more round of bullets into Robert's body)
FEMALE PASSER-BY (TURNING IN HORROR AS SHE DISCOVERS WHAT'S TAKING PLACE IN THE ALLEYWAY)
By the GRACE OF GOD!! (Runs away, but is swiftly shot down)
YOU (LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC)
Die! SCOUNDRELS! (Shoots one of the guys in the stomach)
GUY WHO GOT SHOT
Ow! My belly!
[YOU SHOOTS HIM THE SPLEEN]
GUY WHO GOT SHOT
Ow! DUDE! STOP!
YOU (STILL LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC)
Never! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PICKLEDICK! (Begins tugging on the head of the guy who got shot)
[EVERYONE BESIDES YOU STARTS CRYING AND SCREAMING IN HORROR]
BILL
Just stop it! Dude! Stop! Oh my goodddd! STOP! CALM DOWN! OH NO!
[YOU RIPS OFF THE HEAD]
YOU (STILL LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC, AND NOW JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH THE HEAD AS WELL)
Hahaha! BILL! KICKBALL! (Drops head and kicks it into the air)
BILL

+rep

+reep