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/ˈinˌsest/
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noun
sexual relations between people classed as being too closely related to marry each other.
the crime of having sexual intercourse with a parent, child, sibling, or grandchild.
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FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
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ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Because your the best friend any person can have. (:
ME TACO. ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE HEAD
Mar 13, 2017 @ 7:15pm - (Sheep)TacoTuesday's profile
AND LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT HOW HE JERKS PANDAS ♥♥♥♥
Those two dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to double team me, 90% of the time I kick their asses in a land slide becuase panda is terrible with his spending resources and taco charges cavaliers into halberdiers. Also lets talk about his knowledge of history, shall we? Ok so taco thought that in the medieval times the italians spoke latin. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LATIN MAN. Like what the ♥♥♥♥ its not a "trading language" it was used in COURTS and the CHURCH not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRADE DUMB ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mar 13, 2017 @ 7:11pm - (Sheep)TacoTuesday's profile
THIS DUMB ♥♥♥♥♥ can't even build a proper ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ empire in AoE or Europa. His europa empires are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lines that look like a ♥♥♥♥ going from ireland through france into iberia and like half of africa. ITS ALL SINGLE PROVINCES TOO. "hey taco dont vassalize navarra please"
WHAT DOES HE DO?
VASSALIZES NAVARRA LIKE WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
so I destroy him and he says some retarded ♥♥♥♥.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON AOE. HE CAN'T BUILD A PROPER ECONOMY TO SAVE HIS LIFE. Like seriously man, you have to play a civ other than italians or portuguese.
go ♥♥♥♥ yourself
Tell him that hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser who will never find true love apart from that one hooker he hired for that one night and that hooker was called his mother, I hope he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies in a car crash alone and if he lives i want him to cry of pain to the point where he wished that he died.
remember that one time that your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whole family died? No? well its because you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cave dweller that only sees their families for food and nothing else; apart when you have to go to the doctors to check your blood because you're on the brink of obesity. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat, disgusting, unsocial human being is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad. he gives me depression to the point where I am losing my will to live; much like him (no will to live). But hes a ♥♥♥♥♥ and won't off himself which I don't understand because nobody loves him.
/lēp/
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verb
1.
jump or spring a long way, to a great height, or with great force.
"I leaped across the threshold"
noun
1.
a forceful jump or quick movement.
"she came downstairs in a series of flying leaps"
synonyms: jump, vault, spring, bound, hop, skip; More
/yir/Submit
noun
noun: year; plural noun: years; noun: tropical year; plural noun: tropical years; noun: astronomical year; plural noun: astronomical years; noun: equinoctial year; plural noun: equinoctial years; noun: solar year; plural noun: solar years; noun: calendar year; plural noun: calendar years; noun: civil year; plural noun: civil years; plural noun: one's years
1.
the time taken by a planet to make one revolution around the sun.
2.
the period of 365 days (or 366 days in leap years) starting from the first of January, used for reckoning time in ordinary affairs.
a period of 365 days starting from any date.
"the year starting July 1"
synonyms: twelve-month period, twelve-month session; More
a year regarded in terms of the quality of produce, typically wine.
"single-vineyard wine of a good year"
a period used for reckoning time according to other calendars.
"the Muslim year"
3.
one's age or time of life.
"she had a composure well beyond her years"
/mad/Submit
adjective
1.
INFORMAL
very angry.
"they were mad at each other"
synonyms: angry, furious, infuriated, irate, raging, enraged, fuming, blazing, flaming mad, blazing mad, in a towering rage, incensed, wrathful, seeing red, cross, indignant, exasperated, irritated, berserk, out of control, beside oneself; More
2.
BRITISH
mentally ill; insane.
"he felt as if he were going mad"
synonyms: insane, mentally ill, certifiable, deranged, demented, of unsound mind, out of one's mind, not in one's right mind, sick in the head, not together, crazy, crazed, lunatic, non compos mentis, unbalanced, unhinged, unstable, disturbed, distracted, stark mad, manic, frenzied, raving, distraught, frantic, hysterical, delirious, psychotic, psychopathic, mad as a hatter, mad as a March hare, away with the fairies, foaming at the mouth;
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"I have a ♥♥♥♥ you know?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"If you don't stop, I'll start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my fur! EEEEEK"
"Hey, don't stare at my tail, this is only for the best bronies in the town to see" :rage:
"I don't care if you're in a wheelchair Stephen, I'd eat you like a vegetable" :carrot:
"Maybe RP meant Riot Points"
"I can only ♥♥♥ when I think of the holocaust, baby. :tired_face: "
"My eggplant is ready."
"K-konnichi-chin-chin, senpaii~ :corringasm: I would like to have your cummies :GWahreeGrarr: Please insert :eggplant: for free iphone 5 :iphone: :exclamation: Baby how much do you love me? :b: "
girl dies
"If you're reading this, your mum gay lol"
"S-Senpai... OwO C-can I pwease s-see your o-chin-chin EEEEEEE It's so t i n y !!! s-shempai... It's like a-a wittle wormy :snake: "
"I'm only 7 years old, please go easy on me. uwu :corringasm: "
"Sniff my panties, that would stop you from doing drugs. It's not like I like you or anything you know. Hmph!"
"Teehee, let me lick OwO ur peepee :GWnonAiSmug: my ass is wide open daddy please cure my autism"
"AAAAAAAAAA yeeeeeaawwwhh DADDY You just added another chromosome! I love you so much :heart: , you're the best!"
"What do you mean we're not using the rope for hanging ourselves?"
"Please restrict my airflow, paternal figure"
"Would you sell our baby to the black market if it turned out to be African American?"
"Please kill me."
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Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next