Recent reviews by FaceAche

It ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

try rolling. treasure ahead.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bioshock Infinite. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical players head. There's also Elizabeth's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bioshock Infinite truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Elizabeth's existential catchphrase "Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it," which itself is a cryptic reference to King James Bible and the epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Irrational Game's genius wit unfolds itself on their video screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a sexual Elizabeth tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

The only game on steam where George Washington and Kamehameha the Great can both live in 4000 BC.

>start game
>drop onto to town
>go into a house
>get good loot
>exit house
>see naked man
>shoot naked man

10/10

Good, clean, bloody fun! Great for the whole family!

After nearly 2 years of fixes and operators, I can say that R6: Siege is definitely worth buying. Not only has the game significantly improved but the price is lower. If you enjoy CQC and tactical decisions, this game is for you.

DiRT 3 is perhaps, one of the best casual racing games I've played in a long time. It's easy to get into, has an abundance of cars, and is just a good game in general. Being a PC port, optimization is key to having an enjoyable experience, and the developers at DiRT really did well here. And even if you're on an Apple computer, the game still runs well. In conclusion, DiRT 3 is a casual racing game, with fun game-modes, good graphics, and great optimization.

Perhaps the best document simulator since.... whenever. I strongly reccomend this game if you like games that require attention to detail.

Glory To Arstotzka.