Ayo it's ya boi paul, cyclopean abomination and bastard spawn of Cthulhu and Hermaphroditus, formerly known as Yakub the critically acclaimed scientist and part-time über guru, referred to in some circles as Touchstone the Clown, and also known as ser heroin biceps AKA the post mature ejaculator AKA Elmo the Snow Queen AKA doomer doomer from dommertown, doomsville AKA Julius Ebola AKA Jean Rimbaud AKA Julian the Prostate AKA Tim Blackdashian AKA the immaculately conceived love-child of a naked mole rat and a naked mall rat AKA jeffery Griffith epstein AKA yo mamas labia-lover AKA the guy who planted posion in Ivana Trump's lips AKA the guy who hooked the Jewish nose AKA the Piero Scaruffi of this anime game AKA Heraclitorus AKA Angus Dei AKA paul AKA the dude who got kicked out of bohemian grove for being "too wild" AKA Zombie Jesus' doll AKA rei ayanami groomer AKA drain high school football quarterback AKA dude who copied drakes mannerisms AKA that one guy who brushes his teeth with orange juice AKA your older brothers plastic bag dealer AKA that guy that thinks pinkerton is better than blue album AKA Uchia Adolf AKA AU m0nesy on speed the cool aids man AKA Love is God AKA sike God is Love AKA lol fiend AKA Fidel Castrato AKA an intersectional fascist AKA le love and le drugs AKA most athletic falchion knife owner AKA IIIIIEEEEEIIII AKA your goldfish's worst wet dream AKA the guy who hits the Walmart n-word headshots AKA the Christian who accidentally jerked off AKA the cartel member on the left in the decapitation video AKA your little sister's best nightmare AKA Timmy BlackDashian Cash up AKA DNs designated no-scoper AKA your mothers favorite bladee fan AKA your sisters favourite AWP demon AKA miss tenas dungeon master AKA that one mf with roastie lips the size of Alaska AKA jesse pinkman one to one look-alike AKA your great aunt Helga's premier sexual fantasy AKA gd wave god AKA that dude who be elbow deep in yer mommy's pancake batter. I be steady wading through ya grandmammy's porridge AKA. What is happening. We’re all doomed. sub to my fansly for more esoteric writings and smexy pics <33

DEATH 2 THE @ SEATTLEITES FROM JUFFO PHYCHO CITY $$$%%$$$

P.S if my wife / exwife / exdaughter is reading this.. heyy 0_- ⋆