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Ye hath been slapped on the cheek by the glove of a sophisticated 19th century King, you are now henceforth my ♥♥♥♥♥.
By the grace of God, ye must now slap others and earn thyn own slaves lest they all be taken by me. Thou shalt not slap me back, for if you do, ye shall be executed.
Yours Sincerely,
King Edward VII of Great Britain.
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom pee-ing,
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
you can find me in the bathroom trying
tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying cuz im limper than bizkit
at christmas a large hard ♥♥♥♥ is on my wish list
my ♥♥♥♥ is so small these haters on my balls
couldn't elevate to the next level so ♥♥♥♥ yall
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i limp around like polio
like oki doki yo my ♥♥♥♥ aint lying like pinocchio
sorrY gepetto how could anybody pull strings
this puppet aint even made of WOOD haaaaa
yeah i guess im trying to say it like this,
if you want respect then hop off my ♥♥♥♥
ironically i go hard though
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i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through ♥♥♥♥ that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
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