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★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ .
∩ │◥███◣ ╱◥███◣
╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩ ║
│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║◥█▓ ▓█◣
││∩│ ▓ ║∩田│║▓ ▓ ▓∩ ║
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ♥ 1 more year as friends! Let's go!
╲▂▂▔ ▔▔▔╲▂╱
╱╱▔▉╲ ╲╭━╮
╱▔▏ ▏╲▂▉╱╱▔▔╰━╯
▏▕ ╲ ▏╲▂▂╱
╲▕▂▂╱ ╲ ╱
▕ ╱▔▔▔
▕ ▂▂▂ ▂ ▏ℳ𝒆𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼
▕▕▕▕▕▕▕▕
▕▇▕▇▕▇▕▇
╠═╣ A P P Y ..........^v^
……..╠═╣ A L L O W E E N,
,,,,..-^v^-… ....-^v^-............-^v^-
＊ * .* ' ✨ 🏮✨ ' ＊
. ＊ ✨ ☆☆☆✨ ＊ ' .
* ' ✨+:...💙...:+✨ *
' '✨☆🏮☆🏮☆✨ * ＊ '
＊ ＊✨+:💚:+＠+💚:✨ ' *
＊ . ✨☆☆📀☆📀☆☆✨ ＊ ' * .
' . ✨+:..:++:..💚..+&:..:+✨
* ✨☆🏮☆☆🏮☆☆🏮☆✨ ＊ ' *
' . ✨+:...:+💙+:...:+💙§+:..:+✨
. ✨☆📀☆📀☆ ☆📀☆📀☆✨ ' *
✨💙+💙+:..:+@+:..:+💙+💙✨
. * . . 🟫 ' ' ＊ *
* * . ** * 🟫 . * . '
,·´ ¸,·´`) * * 💝🎁🎁💝 *
(¸,·´ (¸＊＊ Merry Christmas
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿
⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈
⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⢀⠴⠛⠙⣿⣿⡿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⠃⠄⢠⡖⠉⠄⠄⠄⣠⣿⡏⠄⢹⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠
⣿⠃⠄⠄⢸⣧⣤⣤⣤⢾⣿⣿⡇⠄⠈⢻⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾
⠁⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⢿⡟⠉⠉⣿⣷⣀⠄⠄⣿⡆⠄⠄⢠⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⡿⠿⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠃⠄⠄⣸⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡞⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠄⠄⠄⢀⡼⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄⢀⠎⠄⠄⠄⠄HAPPY ⠙⢿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠃⠄⢀⠎⠄⠄⠄HALLOWEEN ⠙
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SPAM SPAM: Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.
SPAM SPAM: Spam spam spam spam SPAM spam.
FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back.
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friends
Waking up, the man found himself laying upon a dusty mattress with a donut and a glass of Dr. Pepper beside him. Drinking the delightful beverage and throwing the donut at the cat who was strolling by, the man who was now sober set out to do good in the city
Quickly spotting an elustrious citizen in need, he dropped down from the 3rd story window to add a super hero effect. The suprised lady smashed him in the face with a purse full of the money and goods from the liquor store she robbed just now.
Distrought and upset because he never got a refund for his Happy Pappy McSlapsticks. The man retired at a local bar where he continued to play piano and drink McClellan Blue Label absent mindedly as he furiously pondered
Amazed by the revelation that man was just an animal and nothing special, he quickly ran home. On his drunken way, he quickly realized he never got that refund and went to the post office to demand it. The befuddled post-man quickly administered narcotics into the man and sent him first class to the Amazon where he was voraciously eaten by cannibals led by the sinister Dr. Zalost.
THE END!<3