P3NNGU1N 最近的评测

OBJECTION!

So here's my short review of the New order.
The nazis are hard and their machines are scary, like legit in the London Nautica Center, where you go there the first time, there's this robot, the noises it makes is scary as ♥♥♥♥.
William J, Blazkowicz has been refreshed as well, previously he was the silent hero only voiced through his actions. While back in time that was a good and easy to do, in the 21st century not so. Good he has some voice, still calm and quite but he has lot of personality. Especially loved the part where he tried to compare his past experiences with water while he was swimming through the water in the Berlin canal.
Deathshead never been uglier, the morbid things he does is awesome and terrifying none the less.
Weapons are cool but the best is the Lazerkraftwerk. A laser cutter boosted up the more upgrades you get to it, to a point where it can obliterate the toughest enemies in one shot, although the stronger the enemy the more ammo it costs. Worry not though you can refill the LKW's battery through chargers. But also worry cuz if no charger nearby you gotta rely on the good ol' reliable.
The boss fights are the best and not gonna lie, seeing some annoying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die is the most satisfying, especially if you can kill them yourself. Example Bubi, SS-Obersturmbannführer Frau Irene Engel's lover. God that word makes me sick. Lover not SS-Obersturmbannführer. Cause you see Bubi is this low IQ typical white knight looking guy (y'know the one from Shrek) and he's in his 20s or so. While Engel is in her 60s. Anyway enjoyed stabbing Bubi in the throat, he deserved it.
But yeah boss fights. Hard but once you realize their weakness and know how to damage them. It's game over. For them, of course.
So anyone want to play Wolfenstein: TNO, go for it, it's good
Extra points to Bethesda for being cocky bastards and inserting straight up 100% nazi symbols such as the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salute and the actual Nazi flag and Swastika
They didn't skim on these, they didn't put in alternate versions or modified ones. They straight up put in the enemy's actual symbols. Even the eagle with the swastika is stamped on documents. SS symbol shines back from the Waffen SS' uniforms and the Nazis often call the not pures on deragotary terms such as degenerate and dirty dogs and the list goes on.
This however isn't just making them more historically accurate but an actually despiseable foe. One that is a joy to kill.
And more realistic than the watered down versions.

Where to begin this? Stellaris is the pinnacle of modern space strategy. While the game is obviously not perfect but getting constant updates makes it better and better, community made mods make it even nicer. The DLCs are mostly fair priced and worths their contents. What I miss though are some minor things, such as the spy units, back in Europa Universalis III, spies were very important if you wanted weaken your enemy, I feel like in Stellaris sometimes just telling a vassal that you help them if they rebel up not works always. However when I think about those spy units, I also remember an age old game, Haegemonia, a space strategy that was pretty good, and there spies could do all sort of things, from stealing techs through sabotaging space stations to causing unrest on planets. But this is just one thing, I also would like to see some new planet types, like organic planets, as well organic ships, afterall if I can find a huge organic space ship skeleton, and have space whales, why can't we grow our ships?

Beside these, I generally like the game and hope the dev team keeps up the good work!

Well not gonna repeat what over hundreds if not thousands of reviews say which is basically this game became microtransaction fest despite the devs said it won't be. I... rather tackle the game itself.

So first of all, as of recently Overkill gave away 5 million copies of Payday 2, and that's where I got mine, Now that's nice and all except those who bought the game now can say good bye to their money, as Payday 2 ceased to exist and now we have instead Payday 2 Ulrimate edition, what is worse if you want a DLC to your free (or worse case paid) game, then sucks to be you! Cause DLCs only compatible with the Ultimate edition, which means you gotta pay 44,99 euro to get it or buy the bundle which is 50% off so 34,99 euro, but it doesn't really worth it to be honest. Aside from all the DLC quests and stuffs the free game contains all the missions, which means playing through that you have the 90% of the uuh "story" however if that's not enough DLCs and microtransaction skins are basically make this game Pay to Win. Joining the community group gives some free stuff but that's it.

Now the gameplay, quite shallow, run to point A, pick up stuff, run to point B, place stuff, if drill, wait for it to finish, drill jams, too often like it's some ♥♥♥♥ made in china and you can find in your everyday Tesco (it's Walmart but for British) and whatnot! So you gotta restart the drill, but be careful the police also like to shut it down, so just camp by the drill. I find it useful to play alone cause the AI allies are more reliable than your organic comrades and sadly apparently if you tell them rev you cause you have ray gun doesn't work... maybe cause they think I had no ray gun.... hmm.... regardless it is impossible to do any teamwork with randoms, so let's hope the lvl 300 or whatever level, heavy armored guy with the minigun doesn't get downed so you can complete the mission. And of course get ready to get booted from games for no reason. I say unless you have friends, to play with, just freakin' solo the missions, you have a better chance to finish it alone than with people.

Well that's all for now. If anything else pops into my mind I will edit this.

So to keep this short.

GG ez pc no re.

On a serious side. The game is cute, though would need some changes. First why the ♥♥♥♥ if I knock a raven or what from under kills the raven but jumping on it kills me. Look I'm not fan of ultra realism in games but let's assume this is a common raven. An adult common raven is varying between 0.69 kg and 2 kg of weight, seems lot? Well a Shiba Inu or Doge is well... Montaro is a male so he must be between 8 and 11 kgs. Montaro should literally crush that ♥♥♥♥ raven but instead he gets knocked out!

Next to so problematic is the banana peels. I dunno man, when I walk on the street usually I'm not bumping into banana peels every 5 seconds. Maybe those school girls wants to stay healthy and lewd by munching on a banana but seriously, that much banana eaten will ♥♥♥♥ up your blood sugar levels! So tell them cutie school girls to eat less banana cause they will die. Not even mention you know how hard to get banana in Japan? ♥♥♥♥ is rare! So leave for the others too!

Third and final issue. Jumping. Oh Doge is jumping very well! Except when he is supposed to but he doesn't. So I'm Doge-ing down the street, and I just slip on banana peel, but land on my legs cause ♥♥♥♥ Doge is better than cats at everything but the thing is I continue to walk 2 steps when I click to jump but Doge instead just casually walks down the sewer way. Okay visiting TMNT is fun, except when you do that 5 times in a row. And oh! Classic slipping on a banana right into a sewer is fun, but not 10 times in a row.

I would like this review to be neutral but Steam doesn't support that, just only up and down. I give upvote cause it's fun afterall and ♥♥♥♥ it was just 99 cents! Even Macklemore would buy this game! Cause afterall "Damn! That's a cold ass Doge!"

So here's my thoughts on RWBY: Grimm Eclipse [Combat Revision]
First of all, [Combat Revision] would be an awesome name for a stand. Secondly, lets see the Pros and Cons:

• Awesome new combat system, I felt the old one was a bit too hasty and could never find the correct skill button in time
  
• Encountered as much bugs as SETI aliens, thought there was one time but still not sure
  
• New camera system
  
• C-C-COMBOS!
  
• Some places were redisgned
  
• Not screwed by Cinder in any way!
  
  
  Cons:
• Not screwed by Cinder that way.
  
• The aforementioned Camera system is a bit wonky
  
• Some places were redisgned
  
• For Oobleck's sake, not enough CFVY!
  
  Well, for now that's all. Oh wait! To not just be some jerk telling what's wrong with the game, here, some suggestions how to make it better!
  Obviously, most of all, right now the wonky camera system is my issue, I'm gonna take down the mouse sensitivity by a lot, still, I think the camera handling would be better if you could set the camera to be not independent from the character, e.g.: The character turns with the camera, would help a lot on us, FPS fans. If you make this option a tickable box then even those whom would have an issue with this option, couldn't whine. Oh! And of course, we need some CFVY now, or JNPR, either way it is a cool game, despite it isn't complete yet, which to say, not bad considering the team's size. Nevertheless I recommend this game, to those whom like Hack 'n' slash games or anime styled games or just RWBY in general.

This movie sums up the good ol' 80s like nothing else, time travel, dinosaurs with laser shooting eyes, Vikings, Hitler, cheesy lines, and of course Kung fu! Sure we could point out things not make sense from this one, but instead let the insane plot grab you like that T-rex that nazi soldier and stay with the IGN's not copyrighted score system. 11/10 - "Like Back to the Future with guns!"