hey, MATE!! i'm an admin from AnalSlaves, the prostate torture and co ck edging forum that you chat on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our message board alive! next time you log on make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom prostate massager and c ock ring you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "the 10 inch anal blaster" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP MILKING THAT PROSTATE MY VIRGIN FRIEND :-)

basically what i was trying to say was you are a 1.2 KD talking about skill, please stop larping as the joker you are a 50 year old virgin!

coitus if you will

what i was trying to say was i have sex with your mother

having this sort of profile makes you a cringe virgin

disgusting social reject