"If you can'tignore an insult, top it; if you cant top it, laught it off; if you can't laugh it off, its probably deserved." - Russell Lynes

"I don't care if you're black, white, staight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that."
- Robert Michaels