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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 4:51am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:02am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:18am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:17am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:21am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 6:04am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:16am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 5:26am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:39am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 5:07am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:29am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:08am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:09am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 11:23am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 11:27am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:17am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:00am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:00am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 5:23am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:45am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 5:29am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 11:35am