Recent reviews by Żubr and Marlboros

Firstly don't let my hours fool you I have easily played over 9000 hours offline

What is Chernobyl commando?

Chernobyl commando is a video game oddly enough, although this video game is special because unlike other games this game is set in the far far future so far in fact that Chernobyl is no longer radioactive. You play as a man who is extremely fat and also has asthma I know this because you can only run about 30-40 meters before becoming out of breath, this could actually may be because of numerous reasons like the fact you pick up everything you find which would make the character very heavy and would also greatly restrict his movement, this brings me on to my next point, your character is the strongest person in the world as he can hold 3 sniper rifles and is still able to move and shoot with accuracy it seems like the weight of the weapons does not restrict his movements, on the other hand your friend has the greatest stamina in the world although as far as I am aware he is only capable of carrying one gun.

What is Chernobyl commando about?

Chernobyl commando is about some evil terrorists who are from an unspecified area, they are plotting evil however to counter the evil terrorists the Russian government sends two soldiers to stop the operation however there are from what I know an endless amount of terrorists so why the government chose to send two people is beyond me. The terrorists never do anything towards there mission while you are there they only want to stop you, the terrorists are also very stupid because they never help their team mates this makes killing them extremely easy. The terrorists are also very weak because one shot of your gun will instantly kill them.

Gameplay

The graphics of this game are not all bad although it is poorly optimized, whenever you save the entire game lags but leaves you vulnerable for attack so you often find yourself dying after the game decides to save. The game is also extremely hard to play because no matter what difficulty you are on the terrorists will always be the best shot ever as 90% of their bullets hit you.

This game gave me retna cancer

10/10

would be cancerous again

four words "fire in the hole"