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ANTIVAXXER

Kill the big bad RONA without using the vaccine
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15am

THE CURE

Kill the big bad RONA
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16pm

I AM THE MANAGER

Kill Karen
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

THIRD IMPACT

Kill Tesloborgelion
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12am

I WANT TO BELIVE

Find the third installment
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

DOUBLE THE EXCITEMENT

Kill 5 hostiles with akimbo powerup active
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

GYMCEL

Kill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

Find a certain secret not on wednesday
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

TRYHARD

Get 100% on any of the levels
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16pm

PSPSPSPSPS

Pet a cat
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

I AM CONFUS

Confuse at least 5 hostiles with piss
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

HERPES GENITALIS

Burn at least 5 hostiles with piss
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51pm

PISSIMIST

Piss on Tesloborgelion boy parts
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08am

MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST

Kill a certain group of hostiles in the neighbourhood
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

PREMATURE EVACUATOR

Finish any level below the speedrun threshold
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12am

RELOADING!

Use an ammo box
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

CRACKHEAD

Use a health pipe
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:09pm

GOD SAVE THE DUDE

Use portable armor
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42pm

NO, U

Reflect 10 projectiles
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37am



TAKE THE BLUE PILL

Kill 5 hostiles with quick pillz powerup active

IT'S BIGGER WHEN IT'S WARM

Freeze at least 5 hostiles with piss

TINDER

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DREAM WITHIN A DREAM, WITHIN A DREAM

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SECOND AMENDMENT

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