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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 2:55am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 12:34pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 2:49am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 11:35pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 3:52am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 3:28am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 3:16am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:13am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 12:51pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 4:34am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 12:47pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 2:56am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 2:41am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 4:23am



Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,410 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
28,387 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
14,376 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
2,188 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.