can someone please lobotomise me so I can play this game for the first time again

For those who come after..

This game is an absolute masterpiece, this is one of the best examples of what happens when a group of passionate, creative, developers with fresh ideas come together to make a game for the sake of making a game instead of being absolute money-grubber goblins. The real Expedition that should be cherished is the 30 people who worked on this game day and night, paving the way for greatness. I'd best describe this game as "art for art's sake", you can tell it was made with love and genuine passion. 10/10 without a doubt.