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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:25am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 10:01am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 8:54am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:08am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 6:31am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:30am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 6:36am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:35am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 8:45am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 7:04am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 8:55am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 5:54am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 6:20am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 7:04am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 7:38am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 7:52am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 8:34am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 9:10am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 7:25am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 7:21am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 8:26am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 6:59am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 8:22am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 6:13am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 7:28am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 5:40am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 6:03am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 6:40am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 6:44am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 9:41am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 7:57am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 8:11am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 7:27am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 5:36am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 9:13am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 7:31am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 6:07am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 7:14am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 7:12am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 7:24am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 8:44am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 3:29am