-rep not a wizard

- rep doesn't like butt stuff

I have a problem. Every game, I pick Hoodwink. It isn't because I'm like a furry or something. I just like how her character plays. They make fun of me and say stuff, like, if I wanna do her or something. It's so weird!

I mean, Hoodwink is definitely an adult based on her lore, but that would still be weird. Sure, she might be in her early-to-mid twenties at the time of the Tomo'kan Incarnation, but she's literally a squirrel. And even though she is certainly intelligent enough to give or receive consent, she's still a squirrel! It's crazy to even think about! Even ignoring the fact that based on her leg-to-body ratio she's definitely of sexual maturity for her species, why would you even say that? Just because, based on in-game measurements, she's large enough to... "accommodate" a human, it would still be weird.

Random Fact ! did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.

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-rep not a wizard