Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans Not only are they in the field egg group which is mostly comprised of mammals Vaporeon have 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human diks, and with their Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor you can be rough with one their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet so wet that you could easily have canoodle with one for hours without getting sore They also learn Attract BabyDoll Eyes Captivate Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples so itd be easy for it to get you in the mood With the abilities Water Absorb and Hydrate they easily recover from fatigue with enough water No other Pokémon comes close to this compatibility Also if you pull out enough you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥ Ungodly defense stathigh HP poolAcid Armor it can take ♥♥♥ all day

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