Oh, what a joy, you stumbled upon my profile! Bravo! Now, buckle up, Sherlock, because you're about to embark on the mystery of who I am. Spoiler alert: I'm probably older than you. Shocking, I know.

Remember, it's all a game, designed for something resembling fun (I know, a novel concept). If this revelation causes you an existential crisis, maybe it's time to ponder life's big questions.

Sincerely,
Hadi optum.