👤 About Me
• 🧑 Name’s Owen, but you can call me OmegaShadowWolf32
• 🎂 Age: 32 (mentally 14, spiritually 97)
• 📍 Portland, Oregon — born & raised, forged in artisanal coffee and overpriced donuts
• 🎮 Don’t get it twisted: I didn’t choose the gamer life… the gamer life chose me 😤
• 🐺 Spirit animal: Wolf (lone, misunderstood, alpha vibes only)
• 🔥 Current quest: carrying this team and exposing society’s lies one lobby at a time


💻 PC Specs (so you know I’m legit):

Alienware Aurora R7 (modded by yours truly, don’t ask how)

Dual 144hz monitors (one for gaming, one for keeping an eye on the haters)

GTX 1070ti (still better than your console, cope harder)

RGB everything (yes even my mousepad glows, deal with it)

🎮 Gaming Credentials:

9,000+ hours in Skyrim (most of them spent modding, I basically rewrote the lore at this point)

Was almost top 500 in Overwatch Season 3 until my team threw

Diamond in League back in 2016 (don’t ask me to play now, Riot ruined it)

Currently grinding RuneScape because the grind is eternal, brother

📚 Lifestyle & Personality:

INTJ-A Sigma Male™

“Work hard, play harder, sleep never” (3–5 hours a night max, dreams are for the weak)

Amateur philosopher (ask me about Nietzsche, but only if you’re prepared to hear the TRUTH)

Diet consists of Monster Energy Zero Ultra, pizza rolls, and the occasional kombucha (gotta stay quirky, Portland style)

Gym? Nah. My workout is carrying this team in competitive.

👑 Community Leadership:

Moderator on 17 Reddit subs including r/GamerFuel, r/MemeEconomyAfterDark, and r/PhilosophyButForGamers

Known on Discord as “The Hammer” (because I ban fast, I ban hard, and I don’t explain myself)

Once gave a TED Talk (unofficial, in a Discord VC, but the impact was the same)

💌 Romance & Relationships:

Relationship status: “It’s complicated” (she lives in Canada and her mic is always broken, but trust me she’s real)

Turn-ons: RGB setups, girls who know what Dark Souls is, owning more than 1 body pillow

Turn-offs: people who say “video games aren’t art,” pineapple on pizza, and my dad

🌌 Philosophy:

Society fears what it doesn’t understand. That’s why people don’t get me.

I am simultaneously too old for this world and too young to be contained by it.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I want to mod it first.

🎤 Closing Statement:
If you’ve made it this far, congratulations. You are already stronger than 90% of the NPCs who clicked away at the first paragraph. Add me if you dare, but be warned: once you enter my world, there is no respawn.