After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

kaloryfer

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. My mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. He started to cry, but he stopped immediately. Three years later, he died. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke.' I agreed. So I did. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. But if I did, it wouldn't have changed anything because this profile gave me cancer anyway.