My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy.

I have been arrested for multiple crimes
Including battery on police officer (what)
Grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency
I will be escaping prison on March 28th
After that I will take over the world.

My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut
Got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center (what the ♥♥♥♥)
Put a camera on Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop (what)
My Asian brother Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died

I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink