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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 10:15am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 9:00am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 9:06am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 9:04am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 9:13am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 9:20am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 10:20am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2017 @ 5:36am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 10:27am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2018 @ 9:57am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2019 @ 2:33pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2019 @ 2:40pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2018 @ 9:57am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2018 @ 9:57am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2018 @ 10:31am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 10:21am



Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort