The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and
robbers there will be.
-- Lao Tsu
😯
Homer: Is this episode going on the air live?

June Bellamy:
No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live -- it's a
terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
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Do your otters do the shimmy?
Do they like to shake their tails?
Do your wombats sleep in tophats?
Is your garden full of snails?
😗
Don't abandon hope. Your Captain Midnight decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
😲
We are not a clone.
🤣
Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.
🤓
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud.
😍
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
-- Voltaire
😵
You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.
-- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children"
🤤

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