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AWP master

Hey, I just wanted to say I’m so sorry for accidentally killing you in the game. I had no idea my actions could evoke such a profound emotional response. Clearly, you were deeply invested in your character’s survival, and I really admire that level of dedication. I can only hope that someday I’ll care about anything as much as you cared about that moment.

I’ll try to be more careful in the future, but, you know, it’s just a game, and sometimes things happen. I mean, I didn’t expect this to hit quite so hard for you, but now I know better! Anyway, hope you can forgive me someday. Chin up—you're still alive in real life!

+rep great team player

My chest created a pain only comparable to an appendix burst about an hour ago

I accepted my fate, I saw nothing on the other side, and was fine with that

I then let out the most beautiful fart ever orchestrated and the pain vanished

I live to see another sunrise

EZ