Yoo bro i have to tell you something laying in my heart, Remember that time when we threw some out dated parmizan cheese into the room heater and smelled it for whole month hehe good times , But because of this i've got a problem.

Since then every time i smell parmizan i get hard raging Erection and i cant control it and my thoughts , Immediately i get the picture of You sitting on that well erected soaked sofa sweating like a pig wearing only socks.
I i i cant get rid of those....thoughts and my erection unless you know.. "i bust my liquid parmizan out"
i'm been happily suffering all those 8 years , well hope see you again at out 9th anniversary parmizan party and yes dont worry i didnt let my wife throw That sofa this year you can sit on it again with socks , By the way bring your own socks we cant use my late grandma's socks anymore they buried her with them.

Through the power of VR we can stand-up 69 at least three times a week, even though we live in different countries.

Thanks, Obama!

+rep, this lad can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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+rep. Good Trade!

Merry Christmas!