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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 10:13am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 10:06pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 10:02am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:42am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:45am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:18am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 8:31am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 8:41am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 3:21pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 7:42pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:09am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:32am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:02am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 2:02am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 3:32am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 7:23am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 10:24am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 10:00am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 7:50am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 2:04am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:00am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:57am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 2:21am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 3:49am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:55am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 6:04pm