>They kick down my door
>I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling
>Just in case this day comes
>They fight their way through the dongs
>There are Causalities
>They burst down my bedroom door
>I'm wearing a G-string
>Backwards
>Covering myself in olive oil
>Extra oil on my balls
>Playing with my nipples
>Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE MR. LAW-MAN!"

>Those cops will never be the same