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6 people found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
I like the concept, it’s very fun at the start but gets very repetitive and boring. I played 5 hours and it got so boring. What makes it worse is that in those same 5 hours I was already at the final boss, and there really wasn’t anything meaningful left to do. There’s little incentive to explore or keep playing because the side content feels shallow and repetitive as well.

The game had a lot of potential, but it feels rushed and underdeveloped. Once the novelty of the talking guns wears off, you’re left with basic gunplay and recycled encounters. The humor can’t carry the experience on its own, and it definitely can’t make up for how quickly the game runs out of ideas.
Posted 6 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
30.0 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Dispatch blew me away. From the first few minutes, it grabs your attention and doesn’t let go. The atmosphere is best, way every sound and silence keeps you on edge.

The concept is AMAZING, it’s incredibly immersive. I caught myself literally holding my breath at times. your choices actually matter, which makes the experience hit even harder.

If you’re into narrative games, mystery, or anything tense and unique, this is worth your time and the Money.

10/10
Looking forward to Season 2
Posted 1 January.
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15.7 hrs on record
Wow, I have no words this game is so out of this world, ENDING IS CRAZY I 100% Recommend

10/10 Absolute Cinema
Posted 30 November, 2025.
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16.7 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game Is Seriously so Worth the Price, play with a Group of friends and you will 100% enjoy every second of it

this game is just so good
Posted 3 October, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.2 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
Absolute Cinema.
Posted 9 July, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
NPC Simulator
Posted 11 June, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
bitcoin miner....
Posted 19 December, 2023. Last edited 15 October, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
39.5 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 15 December, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
25.6 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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Posted 9 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
188.0 hrs on record (134.4 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Amazing!
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10
Posted 14 August, 2023. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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