John Wars: Return of the John

John Skywalker has returned to
his home planet of Tatooine in
an attempt to rescue his
friend John Solo from the
clutches of the vile gangster
Johnba the Hutt.

Little does John know that the
GALACTIC JOHNPIRE has secretly
begun construction on a new
armored space station even
more powerful than the first
dreaded John Star.

When completed, this ultimate
weapon will spell certain doom
for the small band of Johns
struggling to restore freedom
to the galaxy…