praat pap met me.




WOMEN WANT ME
FISH FEAR ME

he who stands with me shall be my brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PobQzVsj7GE

Once a bandle gunner, always a bandle gunner.
Sometimes outnumbered, never outgunned

raymundo
【１％　ｓｌｅｃｈｔｈｅｉｄ，　９９％　ｂｒａｎｉｅ】

you a gamer dude? me and my girlfriend, we’re a gamer couple, alright? zombies? i don’t think so. 2 rounds with the pulse rifle? take em out. i prefer the shotgun tho. shotgun’ll- shotgun’ll make it’s- it’s bad news for any zombie. i’ll take on the entire zombie apocalypse, just gimme a shotgun. you ready for the zombie apocalypse? … you just get back from vidcon? i-i’m goin to comiccon. did you go to the convention? i’m going to comiccon. and i’m gonna meet all my favourite ironman and… all my favourite characters are gonna be there and my favourite comicbook artists. yeah i’m really-i’m really souped for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh diablo iii. when it comes out in 2014. am i right? epic fail blizzard, epic fail… uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just went to a steampunk convention. flew there in uh a steam powered gyro copter with my musket and my corncob pipe and my monocle. and an ascot and a newsie cap aaand doc martens and suspenders. and my characters name is humperdink. that’s my character. humperdink. and i’m 32 years old, so i guess he’s level 32. aaand i have a kid with my wife. and my wife i could’ve gotten, if you were gonna use a rating scale to rate women, which is disgusting, and if you do that you’re a disgusting person. but my wife is a six point… eh no my wife’s a five. i could’ve gotten a 6.5 uhhh but i’m a disgusting pig. i’m a slob. i smell. i have bad hygeine. she has the worst hygeine, which is why i’m comfortable with her because that’s how i- because that’s the way.. i’ll make that i’ll take that choice. i will make that compromise. that’s my uuuh yknow. thats what i’ll do. i’ll forego a 6.5 in favour of a sloppy, 5. because i’m comfortable with the way i smell around her. because i smell really bad. and we have a kid. we have a little baby.. that we shouldn’t of had but we did cus i don’t know cus i do wanna.. i do wanna yknow. procreate. i wanna yknow. see my- my offspring in the world. cus that’s important to when uhhh you know… aaaaand i gave him some little f****t name. like arcadian. i named my kid arcadian, so that my kid has to suffer my steampunk… desires. but the good news is he’ll proberly-probably grow up to be a loser and he’ll like his name. he’ll like the name arcadian because he’ll be so stupid, cus he come from my genetic stock so he’ll yknow he’ll be wearing rose tinted vampire glasses. at some point. and corduroys. yknow. so it all works out.





i wanna get stuck in with da boyz
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