Recent reviews by OS1K

Left, right, punch, kick, getting jumped, no ♥♥♥♥
Oh ♥♥♥♥, broke ribs, still throwing both fists, don't miss
Now my medulla got contusions
I'm on my back, too many cats, I just see Pumas (Call a doctor)
It was nothing else I could do
In this street fight, wishing nobody use that Haduoken
Woop, woop, they started to run from boys in blue
♥♥♥♥, I'm not a fan of the police, but Hallelujah

i get mad and throw things. fun.

Blues is my favorite character in Rock Man. I got Blues like off the bat from the random gift jams they give. its a BS mobile game with infinity micro transactions but if you're good with mega man games don't pay for nothin and you'll still have fun.

I love this game cause my friend parker got it for me and it was 60 bucks and its the worst battlefield to ever come out. like this ♥♥♥♥ is straight up doo doo. imagine playing every single battlefield since 2, then this comes out and you're like hell yeah me and my boy are about to be pilot gods of the world, then all you get is Omar from the wire and some weird prick saying "dont worry we'll get em next time". also remember that time trump made fun of ted cruz's wife and ted cruz like 4 months later was doing phone calls for trump? that was hella weird, trump supporters should kts. so in the long run parker got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and im psyched about it, but the game is just bad.

Ill break this game down easy for you.


You can shoot people in their eyeballs
You can shoot people in their mouth
You can shoot people in their skulls
You can shoot people in their shoulders
You can shoot people in their hearts
You can shoot people in their spleens
You can shoot people in their stomaches
You can shoot people in their livers
You can shoot people in their throats
but the only, THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONLY part of this game that matters

You can shoot people in their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balls homie.

3/10 low action, stupid premise, doesnt show fully uncut ♥♥♥♥♥ when i shoot balls.

Hey let me get a large pepperoni well done please, may i also have an order of garlic knots. I need a 2 liter bottle of coke or sprite please and if you guys know where my dignity as a man went ill take that too. This game makes me scream like 12 year old waking up to her first period. The last time i felt this much dread i was 9 years old and santa kept making me sit on his lap. Also one time i made a base and Parker and Gannon destroyed it. 10/10 Would play again.

This game made my dad beat my mother. AMERICA FIRST, ♥♥♥♥ YEAH. Trump is a rapist.

I played this game and my mother beat me with a belt. Now i like being spanked.

10/10 sexual confusion and frustration.

the first time i played this game my dad beat me with a belt.

10/10 would play again

This game has no Tails! I expected to get off like real hard to some furry RPG realness but all i got was some stupid shizzle trying to make me read and be kind. Fuhck That, Im all about slamming dix and taking pics...of said dixcks. I hate this game for the simple fact that Legend Of Legia was A million times better. Earthbound was a fun game but having to find a copy of Mother 1 to be able to fully understand the story of all the Mother games is a pain in the ass. I just took a MASSIVE dookie and i think I either Tore my arsehole or created a second one. In summation this game was really fun so far I cant wait to stop playing it halfway through.

8/10 Depression doesn't leave, just my serotonin does.