Recent reviews by OOPman

Happy gas mask sounds!

This game sucks and i'm sad i wasted 25 dollars on it. Also, the aliens sucked off my son!

Whenever the Skyranger deployed theme music kicks in, I crave the extermination of Xenos.

Trash.

A suprisingly deep game filled with so much customization. One of the only 4x games that has senate elections every few years. Not for everyone, but that's because those people enjoy banal casualized trite like Civilization V without the expansions. This game is concentrated meth, play at your own risk.

Unoptimized trash. Had to pirate the game to finally get working, all for two hours of a 90's nostalgia trip. The story is toned to be heartwrenching and deep, but Scratches (More of a better game and story than this) had a more immersive story than this ever had and its almost a decade older. Absolutely not worthy of the masterpiece as what many reviewers would have you believe. Buy something actually fun to play.

Who fills their home with elaborate puzzles? This game is terribly unrealistic!

Declare yourself Shogun of all Japan! So realistic, you can order Seppuku on traitorous Generals if they so happen to dishonor your Daimyo...