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Hey, twilightsparklelover911! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, l'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time l'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started on the words!

I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

Man I ♥♥♥♥ing love peaches. Give me some Prunus persica any time any day. The sweet taste of the juice, the firm tenderness of the flesh, the soft textures feel of the skin. All come together to make the perfect fruit. If I could eat peaches for the rest of my life I probably wouldn't because that would be boring but I'd definitely enjoy having at least a few peaches everyday. James and The Giant Peach wasn't just a story for me it was a life goal. Imagine living inside the thing you love - like when you're a fetus in your mother's womb. I don't trust people that don't like peaches, I had a friend once that didn't like peaches. HAD. Sometimes at work I'll just sit and think about how I wish I could eat a peach. Then I go home and eat a peach and get really happy, but only till it's finished because then I'm sad again. Peaches are the fruit I'd choose if you ever asked me to choose a fruit. You know why? Because I ♥♥♥♥ing love peaches.

I had to google this: the egg actually is meant to disturb the fish, who is a vegan, and kind of grosses him out. The Coke then draws the fish up to the surface because fish actually prefer Pepsi, and they want to inform you of that fact civilly. The mentos are just for show.