Andrick: "So Lucario, what loadout do you use on Pyro?"
Nurse Lucario: "Rayshud"

"I avoid everything but the pretzels in Chex Mix" - Avery Stevenson


"What is the most useful thing you learned during sex?"
"Don't pull out the anal beads like you're starting a lawnmower."


"If you truly love him, always go ass-to-mouth"


"Is the Jew a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" - DSY, 2015


"I like Lucario because he makes blue balls!" - Dominic Flader, 2015


"I love bombing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Andrick11, 2016


"Jason, all you are is proof the Holocaust failed." - Pugsly, 2016


"Life will ♥♥♥♥ you in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass sometimes, but good friends are like lube. They'll make the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a little less painful" - Acer, 2016


"I don't have wards you can teleport to.
I have the kids meal wards" - Grimdonuts, 2016


"I think Dom would be prettier as a girl" - Ghostly, 2016


"If there's a hole, there's a way." - Nurse Lucario, 2016


"Sugar is Acer's girlfriend" - Nurse Lucario
"Is she single?" - Andrick, 2016


"Soul Ring and Bloodstone aren't really different, one is hurt yourself the other is hurt yourself to death." - Andrick, 2016


"If Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door becomes a sub-4 hour speedrun, I will learn it." - PurpleMudkip7
Several months later.
"What are you talking about?" - PurpleMudkip7, 2016


"Maybe choosing somewhere quieter would be better to get to know here more intimately?" - Nurse Lucario
"Her bed?" - TheAcer, 2016


"The plot is solid steel at this point; how could it get any thicker?" - Hossep, 2016


"But if my mouse doesn't accelerate, how will I smash an atom?" - Grimdonuts, 2016


"Why the ♥♥♥♥ does a woodpecker evolve into a toucan?!" - Andrick on Pikipek's evolution into Toucannon, 2016


"50% of my memory is devoted to the Alamo." - Andrick
"At least you remember it." - Shane
"Only half the time." - Andrick


"You notice I'm not putting my hands anywhere near the blade; you know why?"
"Because I'm used to them; They're useful when it comes to eating." - John Tunon


"Mr. Tunon wants blood, Alex." - John Tunon, 2012


"They don't call me dagger ♥♥♥♥ for nothing!" - Harrison, 2017


"Just because it's an online school, doesn't mean I can't shoot it up. I mean, they got a server, right?" - Harrison, 2017


"Is Black Friday on a Wednesday this year?" - Acer, 2017


imPurple: here's my plan:
imPurple: drop out of college, and form an 80s rock band
imPurple: get big by handing out links to our soundcloud
Nurse Lewdcario: okay
Nurse Lewdcario: I feel like there's a PurpleMudkip twist to this
imPurple: you're right
Nurse Lewdcario: damnit i knew it
Nurse Lewdcario: what's the twist
imPurple: every band member is a gay twink in a jockstrap
Nurse Lewdcario: That's actually a fair bit tamer than I thought
imPurple: i'm a pretty vanilla guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nurse Lewdcario: you're a pretty vanilla gay*
imPurple: touche


"It's not blackface, it's a spray on balaclava." - Anon


"How much would Bucket and Pail from Blues Clues rule 34 run me?" - Andrick, 2018


"There needs to be more switches in the world so I support you on that!" - Darzie, 2018


"I don't need to know about titanic faults and how they cause volcanos to nut." - Find, 2018


Nurse Lucario: true
but idk
a lee doesn't feel right to fell hog with

Hossep:
why not
it was used to hunt german swine in 2 world wars


"Hey Google, is black magic illegal in Michigan?" -Andrick, 2020


"I hate linear time, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" -Paddy, 2020


"My replay is like a vore compilation!" - Saek, 2020


"That's pressure applied to the prostate!" - Saek, 2020


"So you know how they say hindsight is 20/20?" - Nurse Lucario
"So what are you, blind without hindsight?" - Andrick, 2020


"Boomer need nap!" - Ricky33, 2020


"That's kinda racist, Paddy." - Hunter
"Gay isn't a race!" - Paddy

"He (Lucario) can't be a furry!" - Paddy, 2020
"He literally has Lucario in his name!" - Hunter

"Give me that ♥♥♥♥ on speed dial" - Gala, 2020

"I can't believe they let the airplane write a suicide note." - Andrick, 2020

"It figuratively adds tone" - Paddy, 2020

"I'll make your keyboard sticky, Acer" - Lain, 2020

"Bulge" - Lain, 2021

"I love getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Lain, 2021

"Steve, there could be a whole 'nother hole or holes you ain't even discovered yet!" - Kris, 2021

"Your onion committed suicide" - Steve, 2022

"That's a 175 grain bullet-" Abraxas
"Grains? I thought we used bullets now?" - Andrick
"No, that's because of the government corn subsidies." - Paddy
"Can't eat applesauce without corn coming out, can't shoot a gun without corn coming out." - Andrick


"With age comes abdominal fatness, and I can see the guitar from a better angle." - David Gilmour