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Captain China 2021 年 12 月 12 日 下午 4:11 
How I, The Baddest Guy on the Planet, was Reincarnated and Became Such a Legend That I Now Have More Money and Women Than I know What to Do With

“So, this is a parallel world, huh?” I mumbled under my breath. Before me stood over a hundred beautiful women, each with a look of pure rapture on their faces. Near the front of the crowd, one of them turned to me and said, “Behold. Surely, he must be the legendary sage, Lord Lucifer, whose wisdom is said to be rivaled only by his beauty.”

True enough, before I was reincarnated, I’d earned the nickname “Fallen Angel” due to my stunning good looks, and had spent most of my days being courted by women from all over the world. At this rate, I’d say the same fate might just befall me in this world as well. It’s almost as if I’m destined to conquer the world with my chiseled visage.

Eventually, using my experience from my previous life and the powers I acquired in this world, I put out a CD of the song “
Captain China 2021 年 12 月 12 日 下午 4:10 
Elena Phantom,” a ballad I dedicated to my former lover, Elena. Unsurprisingly, it was an international hit, and the name Star Lucifer spread like wildfire across the parallel world. And yet, just by merely existing, I attract more money, women, and power than I could ever want. It seems there’s no defying fate, after all.

Needless to say, there’s no way a would-be commodity like me alone, with so many things that kept me from taking to a life in Nojima city, would I have the motivation to live here as well. However, I knew I had to, so with a heavy heart, I joined a local band of heroes that would have discarded hot offers from so many other people. And thus, my adventure began. However, the only adventure were the beauties waiting before me. The fate of this world rests on me, adventurer’s guild…
🌴 vale🌴 ⇆ Points Shop 2020 年 6 月 20 日 上午 9:53 
Remember, you deserve so much more than you think you do. :futuresound1:
Have a nice day :heartris:
Captain China 2020 年 6 月 10 日 下午 9:04 
My name is Captain China, I am 35 years old. I live in Canada aka America's trash can. I began playing video games at a young age before I could even remember beating my ♥♥♥♥ to some gay ♥♥♥♥ on the hub. I began play shooters such as Alpha Z and Doki Doki Literature Club, I never got into counter strike source or 1.6 due to not being educated at all from being raised in this ♥♥♥♥ hole of a country. I also played my fair share of hearthstone mostly because I had no friends at school and as well as played console games such as the old Call of Duty, I was on FAZE, but my contract eventually fell through because of me not actually reading the ♥♥♥♥ing contract ,but my passion for video games was transcended to another level by playing Counter-Strike Global Offensive a game that is mentally and physically draining because of all the ♥♥♥♥ing mongoloid teammates that Gaben puts me up with and in my opinion is like R1ce's massive ♥♥♥♥.
🌴 vale🌴 ⇆ Points Shop 2020 年 5 月 28 日 下午 8:46 
𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮? :speech_love:
SNIPSNIPE 2020 年 5 月 1 日 下午 10:44 
Yeezy, Yeezy, Yeezy just jumped over Jumpman