Recent reviews by 50 Shades of Salty

It's finally where it should've been at launch! It can only be upward from here...I hope.

The best in the 'Tales of' series! Amazing combat, good characters, and a FISHING MINIGAME!

Botched launch, game-breaking bugs, terrible narrative campaign that punishes you for literally playing the game how it was played in the past. Unless CA publicly explains what went wrong, what their plans are to fix the game, and makes good on these fixes then the game isn't worth it. Don't buy it till its fixed. If you already own it then negatively review it and don't buy DLC till things are fixed.

Edit: LMAO, still scuffed and now DLC is overpriced for less content. Don't bother until CA either fix their ♥♥♥♥ or go under. Threatening customers, sweet mother of mercy.

CA finally got their stuff together. Actively listening to player feedback, proactive changes/fixes to the game, and a renewed focus on their cash cow product.

In a time before Darktide or Left 4 Dead 3, this satisfies a horde killing itch. Smash rats, burn things, get frustrated at teammates. In the end it's the endless grind for hats and veteran items. Good ol' Fashiontide.

I have never been more frustrated with a MOBA/ARTS and yet I keep coming back. Is it the waifus? The awful voice acting? Perhaps I just enjoy my own personal suffering.

It's so good, m8

Are you a masochist? Do you like Warhammer Fantasy (May it rest in peace)? Well look no further than Mordheim: City of the Damned! A turn-based strategy game modeled after the old tabletop game. The only downside to this game I can think of is a lack of more warbands, cause I really want my Beastmen and Orcs.

I can understand the complaints of those unsastified with what Cyanide has released, but on a whole, I love this game. It's brutal, cunning, and brings out the inner nerd in us all watching an Elf leap over a Dwarf's head to score a touchdown. Like to pass and run? Then the Elves and Humans are for you. Prefer to sow the seeds of sorrow and despair? Chaos, Dwarves, and Lizardmen will leave your foe reeling in horror watching every one of his player suffer an injury or die.

Of course features are lacking like player progression. My Chaos units would so much cooler with some extra spikes. Stat stracking is only based on team and not players, single player is average, and no where near the sheer number of teams available from BB:CE. Though all of this should be fixed in time. So for now, pick your second favorite team if yours isn't in and get to blitzing.

If you like a mix of RPG and RTS, then this is for you. Cover-based strategy mixed with unit abilities and items found throughout the game. Single-player is pretty good considering the franchise's history, but the multiplayer is dynamic, complex, and loads of fun.

Only downside was this wasn't a game about Chaos. (Sorry Chaos Rising, but the Black Legion sucks!)

Do you have SadoMasochistic tendencies? Do you enjoy fussing over the tiniest detail? And do you like gruesome political intrigue and death? Well, this game is for you. Think of a cute-as-♥♥♥♥ Game of Thrones...with less midgets, dragons, and incest! 8/10