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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 3:59pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 12:40pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:55am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 4:31am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 1:24am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 8:36am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 3:11am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 6:50am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 19 May, 2021 @ 4:33am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 6:32am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 8:30am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2019 @ 3:32am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 4:41am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 12:41pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 8:04am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2019 @ 1:31pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 4:15pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 4:51pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 7:06am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 2:53pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 10:33am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 4:33am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 8:30am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 8:29am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 12:57pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 9:42am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:38pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 8:03am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:14pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2019 @ 10:14am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 11:55am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 9:00am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 11 May, 2021 @ 2:14pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 8:16am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2021 @ 10:49am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!