[29/10/2017] - "She's not brown like the rest"
[31/12/2017] - "Man just wants to learn about ♥♥♥♥"
[11/06/2018] - "The sun dose not reflect as much as the moon"
[14/06/2018] - "Out of the weapon without a vehicle"
[26/06/2018] - "I like it when they're small "
[29/06/2018] - "Just pop a few cigarettes of weeds"
[18/07/2018] - "I just knocked-up Annie"
[29/08/2018] - "Best €13 I've ever spent"
[29/09/2018] - "Just had sex now a ♥♥♥ then pot noodle"
[30/09/2018} - "It's called a knock door"
[03/10/2018] - "I'm fine with chairs now"
[10/10/2018] - "So I just googled black guy white chick, don't do it"
[20/10/2018] - "So I went clubbing last night and a young wan came up to me and licked my face. I came... and uh..."
[29/10/2018] - "I like being a ♥♥♥♥ bag"
[08/11/2018] - "You made a girl cycle across Limerick to give you HER footlong"
[21/01/2019] - "Back in a minute, gotta put my freezer in the grinder"
[01/02/2019] - "You cant say no to a child"
[03/02/2019] - "What will a pint of Guinness do?" "It won't make me ♥♥♥ as fast"
[03/02/2019] - "I'll be back in 20 minutes"
[05/02/2019] - "Yo I pulled out man and i was like MY ♥♥♥♥"
[07/02/2019] - "I haven't snorted coke since I was at my Granny's"
[07/02/2019] - "Riding her hard like she was my mock exam"
[12/02/2019] - "Isn't she basically the HSE on legs?"
[15/02/2019] - "So you said you'd be on two days ago"
[23/09/2019] - "Why are you playing league in the kitchen?"
[01/03/2020] - "Toast in the post"
[04/03/2020] - "Yeah the recession lad, central heating"
[21/03/2020] - " *sound resumed* My fanny doesn't smell"
[16/05/2020] - "Sorry, I was listening to a text"
[29/07/2020] - "I'm gonna stop Englishing now..." "Don't you mean speaking?"
[15/09/2020] - "Do you want me to foon speed ya?"
[20/04/2021] - "I like being in the middle of it, getting blown"
[13/06/2021] - "I'm fairly sure a cow and a hippo are the same thing"
[13/06/2021] - "You can milk anything"
[14/06/2021] - "I wanna be a black one"
[13/01/2022] - "Wheres Aaron?" "How do I know i'm not a psychiatrist."
[05/05/2022] - "This is a pure DOWNTOWN abbey job"
[10/06/2022] - "It's got the shakies, whop whop"
[14/06/2022] - "I was a little toddler when i was getting ♥♥♥♥"
[21/01/2023] - "There's no 25th of February"
[02/06/2023] - "The fun comes in it being once a day. I'm gonna whip it out..."
[12/07/2023] - "Don't talk to the hand... Don't talk to to the face because the hand ain't listening"
[11/11/2023] - "What's the degree you're doing Jack?" "Biologic"
[13/01/2024] - "You'd use me for my Fortnite dubs though"
[10/03/2024] - "Yea nice one funsize johnny sins I bet you're good craic at parties"