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32 of 72 (44%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 1:07pm

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 4:12pm

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 10:05am

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 6:27pm

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 2:48pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 10:29am

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 10:43am

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 10:52am

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 6:50pm

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 1:45pm

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 11:05am

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 4:47pm

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 7:14pm

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 4:41pm

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 6:40pm

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 3:51pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 3:53pm

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 3:53pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 3:06pm

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 2:09pm

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 3:21pm

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 11:49am

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 7:02pm

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 2:21pm

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 2:17pm

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:01pm

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:12pm

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:28pm

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 4:02pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:45pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2015 @ 5:11pm



Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Canuck

Fled to Canada.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Robophile

Married a robot.

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.