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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 18.3.2022 klo 9.03

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 18.3.2022 klo 9.17

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 19.3.2022 klo 1.00

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 26.2. klo 9.09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 18.3.2022 klo 9.12

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 21.2. klo 10.46

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 19.3.2022 klo 1.16

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 20.3.2022 klo 1.51

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 31.7.2022 klo 3.14

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 10.21

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 13.3.2023 klo 10.36

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 21.2. klo 8.02

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 21.2. klo 11.43

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 28.2. klo 7.27

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 26.5.2022 klo 2.30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 21.2. klo 4.19

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 26.2. klo 13.00

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 17.1.2023 klo 10.47

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 26.2. klo 8.13

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 27.2. klo 13.11

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 26.5.2022 klo 2.28

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 26.2. klo 9.21

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 26.5.2022 klo 2.44

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 27.2. klo 12.26

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 10.00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 19.3.2022 klo 1.25

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 21.2. klo 12.12

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 14.1.2023 klo 9.05

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 10.3.2023 klo 6.27

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 27.2. klo 13.24

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 20.2. klo 9.39

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 9.44

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 21.2. klo 11.14

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 26.2. klo 13.24

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 27.2. klo 11.13

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 27.2. klo 9.03

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 27.2. klo 11.13

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 11.3. klo 14.03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 21.2. klo 12.13

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 20.11.2022 klo 11.35

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 10.20

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 14.1.2023 klo 9.01

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 27.2. klo 11.31

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 21.2. klo 7.28

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 26.2. klo 9.14

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 11.3.2023 klo 7.51

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 27.2. klo 10.47

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 19.3.2022 klo 1.14

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 10.1. klo 7.16

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 13.3.2023 klo 10.00

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 26.5.2022 klo 2.56

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 19.3.2022 klo 1.29

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 9.53

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 10.1. klo 7.17

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 20.2. klo 8.24

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 11.3.2023 klo 7.51

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 21.2. klo 8.03

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 4.3.2023 klo 9.45

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 11.3.2023 klo 8.07

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 26.2. klo 9.49

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 24.10.2023 klo 7.42

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 11.3.2023 klo 8.16

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 21.2. klo 5.06

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 31.7.2022 klo 3.17

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 28.2. klo 6.38

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 21.2. klo 4.15

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 21.2. klo 12.06

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 21.2. klo 11.46

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 21.2. klo 13.27

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 22.2. klo 13.04

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 22.2. klo 15.14

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 25.2. klo 8.56

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 26.2. klo 8.46

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 14.3. klo 9.26

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 9.4. klo 11.50

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 21.2. klo 12.50

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 21.2. klo 13.19

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 21.2. klo 14.30

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 22.2. klo 14.16

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 22.2. klo 14.58

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 14.3. klo 7.32

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 22.2. klo 15.22

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 21.2. klo 13.53

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 25.2. klo 11.41

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 25.2. klo 11.45

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 25.2. klo 11.29

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 20.11.2022 klo 11.38

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 10.3.2023 klo 6.47



Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.