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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 7:59am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 3:14am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:17am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 1:07am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 9:46am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 2:59am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 2:56am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 10:30am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:59am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 8:32pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 8:47am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 4:53am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 7:22pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 7:46am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 11:48am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2020 @ 8:28am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:29am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:39pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 9:27pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 3:58am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 10:24am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:39am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 11:13am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 9:33pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2020 @ 11:43pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 1:04am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 12:19am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 20 May, 2021 @ 12:53am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 12:34am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 26 May, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 6:35am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 11:29am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:40am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:27am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:57am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05am