im murdering you weeb bad he is femboy

Your honor, i am white!

This man is a criminal.
Previous convictions include:

kidnapping, poacher, extortion, racketeering, fraud, grave robbing, unlicensed dentistry, counterfeiting, bullying, cyber bullying, badger baiting, bear baiting, duck baiting, wildlife smuggling, monkey baiting, iguana baiting, rhino baiting, failure to adequately restrain a rhino, identity theft, malicious mischief, trespassing, arson, assault, larceny, grand larceny, spectacular larceny, vandalism, forgery, impersonating a police officer, impersonating a doctor, impersonating an airline pilot, unlicensed cabaret entertainment, death of livestock, unlicensed taxidermy, involuntary manslaughter, voluntary manslaughter, enthusiastic manslaughter, desecration of a corpse, improper disposition of a body, improper labeling of meat products, cannibalism, homicide, regicide, attempted homicide, littering.

Uh oh

he is one cannon event away

You are wrong.