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After you read this, you will feel sorry for me. Imagine. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a decent idea from the fossils), but they do not exist anymore. That means there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one. Everyone else, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else. So in other words, you will never find any porn, only non-sexual pictures of women. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful fantasies will never be close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

The person below me is a liar