Recent reviews by JoeBanana

You find a lot of games here but rarely...oh so very rarely do you find...a masterpiece.

Beautiful

Honestly, gets ragged on wayyy to much by og Halo fans for not being "what was" when thats not what its supposed to be. Most of the fans just need to accept the fact that this isn't bungie, we're not going to get a return back to form, but we can accept what we have now for what it is, which, is for the most part a genuinely good and fun game. Of course, it was held back by lack of content at launch, but they've given it enough to at least let the game stand as it is.

It's free so (financially) you really don't have a reason to not try it out, you may find yourself pleasantly surprised

It's a fun game but so is every other shooter. This had so much potential and I'm so disappointed with Activison in the direction they've taken this game

Story:
Overall really forgettable, Only reason I found it worth playing was because the gameplay is fun, but overall the story is really boring and downright stupid (going from over the top action and a compelling story in MW2 to something as bland as MWII is genuinely insane to me)

Multiplayer:
As is cod games multiplayer, its fun but nothing note worthy. Its the same as usual just more buggy, more unoptimised, and little to no support from the devs. Its sad to see this game getting the OW2 treatement, where the devs release a new game (MWIII) only for it to be an underwhelming "upgrade" with more problems then fixes (if this game had received a proper 2 year dev cycle like we were promised it definitely could've improved and become a lot better then what it is)

Some other problems include the UI being terrible

I've been angry at cod over the past couple years but now its just straight up sad, I give up on cod, ooga booga

The game is good. It has a wide variety of cars but not too much to where its overwhelming, Great and easy to understand car customisation, fun gameplay loop and, compared to what you others say, its actually a really good looking game when you ignore the more cartoon like characters and car effects (which you can turn off).

My only real complaints are that the heat (level that represents how wanted you are by the cops) system is broken, with you now being able to get max heat after only 2-5 races. This is remedied by the fact that you can purchase upgrades and better cars to make it easier to avoid/outrun the police (once you get around half way through the game, you can pretty much get away from the cops with ease) but that doesn't mean its not annoying having the cops on your tail 24/7, making getting to races really annoying especially when you need to use lower tier cars. The story is also really forgettable, being really basic and containing really annoying characters (tess. I hate tess. if I could remove tess from the game I would) at the very least though, the gameplay loop is good enough to make you forget that the story exists.

All in all, Ooga Booga, this game is really fun and I do recommend it (if its on sale), however, in my honest opinion, previous games did it better

Don't buy this game, its the same recycled stuff we get every year.

you're better off buying something else, or if you need your CoD fix, go buy an older game.

Save your money and invest in smth actually valuable or go support a game where developers actually care like Baldurs Gate 3 or Elden Ring

Activion-Blizzard is a joke and, at this point, this industries turning into a joke

The game in itself is fun and the story is enticing, but I can't say the same thing about the devs. I pay for chapter 1, and I was 100% going to get chapter 2, but now, chapter 1, the game I paid for, is free, and not only that, but chapter 2 is a whole $14.50 (AUD) more?!? that's just downright wrong.

The game is moderately healthy
The devs are pretty rotten
ooga booga

This game, right off the bat is a masterpiece. I bought this when it was on sale and I didn't think I would enjoy it but I ended up getting hooked and now I look at it as the last truly amazing farcry game. The story, while boring in theory, is very entertaining and easy to follow while also having amazing characters. The gunplay is also fantastic, having satisfying weapons and many options for weapon customisation. The game also heavily focuses on advancements, containing a robust skill tree system as well as many weapon upgrades which can be obtained through getting resources scattered around the island. The only complaints I have on the game are technical, being that very rarely the game would crash (I think it was something to do with the resolution I was using) and sometimes, when I would alt tab, the mini map would become smaller and detach itself from the usual bottom left of the screen, other than this though, this game is extremely healthy! Ooga Booga!

POSTAL 2, A parents worst nightmare and a true gore galore. This game is good, it's essentially a sandbox with a loose story tied to it, made for chaotic fun. I do recommend this game, however, over time as you play it, it will desensitise you to violence, which can make the game a little boring, just a little. Also, when playing the game, the levels are numbered by days, so level 1 is monday, level 2 is tuesday etc. however, I recommend only playing monday thru friday, as saturday and sunday aren't as good as the other levels and are only really worth playing if you're interested in the plot. This game is moderately healthy, ooga booga!

A very interesting puzzle game. I can't say too much otherwise this review will turn into an essay but I like this game, challenges the mind in complex ways, and also has a good sense of mystery. This game is mysteriously healthy, ooga booga!