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Vertigo 18 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36am 
I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm
Uncle Phil 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm 
Currently runs the national socialist party of Pakistan
Miata 16 May, 2021 @ 7:28pm 
stasis crutch
Uncle Phil 27 Jan, 2021 @ 11:44am 
is now the prime minister of Pakistan
Uncle Phil 26 Jan, 2021 @ 6:55pm 
has sex
TheGuacIsExtra 4 Aug, 2019 @ 1:28am 
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Mua 2 May, 2018 @ 4:35pm 
ill eat some cake please
†Maitre†Grognon† 27 Jan, 2018 @ 3:10am 
Trade Your Cases For Keys! 4x1 Rate! {LINK REMOVED}
Snek 6 Jan, 2018 @ 5:56pm 
Do You KnoW dE wEy!
Oreo 3 Sep, 2017 @ 10:55pm 
Your mom has a really cute butt!! it's so nice of her to let you share her pictures on your profile!!
HerceN 28 Jul, 2017 @ 3:20pm 
+rep :)
Lil Ranch 20 Jul, 2017 @ 10:08pm 
he cant even run the game why does he have it ?
Bubba 7 Jun, 2017 @ 6:26pm 
-rep has a good russian accent, maybe a spy
Blizzeii 21 May, 2017 @ 12:23am 
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BIGBOI 29 Dec, 2016 @ 10:45pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
TheGuacIsExtra 25 Nov, 2016 @ 11:32am 
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