Dear Headshot Highness,

Having reviewed the Terms of Engagement set forth in your prior communiqué, I find myself both legally coerced and spiritually intrigued by the opportunity to join “The Collective” as Primary Healstream Facilitator (PHF). The stipulation requiring 80% of my healing juice to be funneled directly into your presumably crouching frame has been noted and, barring egregious Sentry crossfire or rogue Scouts on fire, shall be upheld with Teutonic precision.

Regarding the nightly 23:00 Discord Mic Rest Protocol™, I acknowledge your request. I am prepared to lie motionless, unmuted, and faintly breathing into my headset, provided that bedtime stories are optional and no one plays “Dustbowl Lofi to Fall Asleep To” unless it includes at least one klezmer remix.

Yours in Über and in oddly specific time slots,
Prospective Medic (Female, TF2-Experienced)

this guy is jahooding arownndd mannne

מה קורה? אשמח שתוסיף אותי בנוגע למשהו מהעבר, צריך ממך עזרה

all i want to do is do qaqar sorry
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